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Great Sex Positions
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Although a perennial favourite, Spooning is best if there's at least one person involved.
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After a while, even the best relationships can do with a bit of spicing up.
Couples can get complacent, and a vigourous nightly ritual can become a lazy once a month activity.
But it's never too late to inject some fun and excitement into your love life.
If you're looking for some exciting, athletic, kinky and perverted sex positions, let us be your guide. The Karma Sutra is thousands of years old, and quite frankly, a bit old fashioned in these modern times. We've updated that old sex positions manual with some new ones that will make your sex life tuly orgasmic.
These great sex positions will make your love life stronger (and potentially put out your lower back, so please make sure you're paid up on your health insurance before you try them).
- Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.
- Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.
- Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more.
- Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.
- Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.
- Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.
- Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.
- Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.
- Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.
- Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.
- Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.
- Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.
- Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.
- Bank style - Screw the customers.
- Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays.
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Your Favourite Positions
- Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn't see you coming.
Antonio Brown [7 Jan 2003]
- Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion.
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
- Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the 'Backseat-of-the-car' Relay and the Condom Toss
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
- Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed!
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
- "Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
- Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets eaten...
Sleeping with Seattle [7 Jan 2003]
- Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed
Sleeping with Seattle [7 Jan 2003]
- Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.
Sleeping with Seattle [7 Jan 2003]
- Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want
Boinking In Boston [7 Jan 2003]
- Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.
Boinking In Boston [7 Jan 2003]
- Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz
Alone in Anchorage [7 Jan 2003]
- Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you
Danny H. [7 Jan 2003]
- R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it's over and everyone starts thinking about products.
millard filmore [7 Jan 2003]
- Microsoft Style - rgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
- John Ashcroft Style - nvolves reading other people's mail until climax.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
- Sloth Style - oreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
- QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
- Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it!
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
- Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping.
Mad Gorgon [7 Jan 2003]
- Bullshit artist sex - ook I've liked you for a while now and I'm so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime.
C.W. Hague [7 Jan 2003]
- Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow.....
Mike Thomas [7 Jan 2003]
- Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful "gadgets", hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional)
Mad Gorgon [7 Jan 2003]
- Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!
Simon T [7 Jan 2003]
- Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy.
Mister Cue [7 Jan 2003]
- Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose
Prez GFish [7 Jan 2003]
- DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you're thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one.
mad gorgon [7 Jan 2003]
- Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
- Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes.
indy [7 Jan 2003]
- Going solo postition - ttempting to mate while drinking lemonade
Will Harrison [7 Jan 2003]
- Mullet style - - er a hard day of diesel engine repair, it's nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back.
Thin-King Man [7 Jan 2003]
- Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep.
Alice Astraea [7 Jan 2003]
- Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
Doin' it DownUnder [7 Jan 2003]
- Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back.
Wet Willy [7 Jan 2003]
- Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Jessica [7 Jan 2003]
- Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear."
Master Mike [7 Jan 2003]
- Kylie style - should be so lucky
Some Bozo [7 Jan 2003]
- Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off 'Flying High Again' with a little 'Sweet Leaf'. Get out your 'Iron Man', unless you have a 'Mr. Tinkertrain', then you better say 'Goodbye To Romance' But if your mate has 'Desire' give it a 'Shot In The Dark', just make sure you don't take the 'Road To Nowhere' unless you're a bum pirate or trying not to make any 'Crazy Babies'. Just remember while you shag like a couple of 'War Pigs' that you give fair warning by yelling 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'!
Doli Capax [7 Jan 2003]
- Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you're having sex before opening the box to prove it.
Merv McKibben [7 Jan 2003]
- Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt
Dex [7 Jan 2003]
- Prime Minister Howard style - you don't know how, but people are getting screwed...your minister for defence has all the details.
Dex [7 Jan 2003]
- Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs.
Jane Mckinnon [7 Jan 2003]
- Nike style - Just do it
Woodsie [7 Jan 2003]
- Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved.
Robert Nineteen [7 Jan 2003]
- Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on.
Heather C. [7 Jan 2003]
- Dolphin style - You're goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh.. uh uh
Marty Enz [7 Jan 2003]
- Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns.
Andi Leach [7 Jan 2003]
- Propellor-style - it allows you to feel the sensation with a twist
Delilah Cabrera [7 Jan 2003]
- Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same.
Bill [7 Jan 2003]
- Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens.
Kylie collins [7 Jan 2003]
- Any style, as long as no body feels "shafted".
marsha cody [7 Jan 2003]
- Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.
lyrebird [7 Jan 2003]
- Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep...then swoop and probe
lyrebird [7 Jan 2003]
- Construction style - Take what's old and redo it to perfection.
Kay Daye Hughes [7 Jan 2003]
- Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply.
Chester Graham [7 Jan 2003]
- Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down
Golfish Poodle Boy [7 Jan 2003]
- Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse's head in the bed. And you don't mess with the family.
Andy [7 Jan 2003]
- The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other's heads
Kyle Reinke [7 Jan 2003]
- Contortionism style - oing it anyway possible in a 2'x 2'x 3' box.
NeonButterfly_Cyanide [7 Jan 2003]
- The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear "Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!" Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds wihtout getting thrown off!!
Racinruss [7 Jan 2003]
- Maths (Advanced)
- To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her.
joc brown [1 Feb 2003]
- Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, "Is it in you?"
The Duke of York [1 Feb 2003]
- Cliff position - Gently push partner to edge of cliff while doing it, she will DEFINITLY push back.
Tracy Cawkwell [3 Feb 2003]
- Jiff style - choosy moms choose Jiff.
Gecy Iceiminger [3 Feb 2003]
- Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come.
modar md [20 Feb 2003]
- Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first.
Sexy Enrique [27 Feb 2003]
- Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she'll swallow!
Marshall C [5 Mar 2003]
- Porno style - Do it in front of a camera.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [12 Mar 2003]
- Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [12 Mar 2003]
- Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus.
Captain Radar [14 Mar 2003]
- Lifestyle Programe Style - Do it yourself.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [14 Mar 2003]
- Pringles style - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Shaq [31 Mar 2003]
- Hallway Sex - As you pass each other down the hallway, you face each other and say "get fucked".
frank stef [31 Mar 2003]
- Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole.
J Spence [17 Apr 2003]
- Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind.
Ladies Man [22 Apr 2003]
- Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club
justin compton [1 May 2003]
- Vancouver Canucks Style - Just like the hockey team, you always try to "come from behind"
Dean Johnson [3 May 2003]
- Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say "like" "like" "like" the whole time.
Some Namelessfool [5 May 2003]
- Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman
Woody Allen [5 May 2003]
- Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock.
CJT [9 May 2003]
- Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick
Drummer Boy [9 May 2003]
- Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn't.
Gina C [9 May 2003]
- Kama Sutra Style - Have sex while reading a book . . . about having sex (possibly while reading a book).
Goldfish Poodle Boy [9 May 2003]
- Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn.
chloe [9 May 2003]
- Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don't have any, they ain't comin' in!
Loopy Kat [13 May 2003]
- Cantonese Style - Can't support any weight on your knees.
Niclas Roberts [6 Jun 2003]
- Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you've finished everyone's been screwed.
N. Thompson [17 Aug 2003]
- 68 style - Some one is missing.
scott quick [18 Aug 2003]
- The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period.
scott quick [4 Sep 2003]
- Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride.
Kreg Minute Man [23 Sep 2003]
- Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in.
sid stepehnson [4 Oct 2003]
- Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering 'solo' and leaves.
DOODY PIE [26 Oct 2003]
- President Bush Style - Join up with Dick, get elected then screw everyone.
DOODY PIE [26 Oct 2003]
- Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear
chris c [26 Nov 2003]
- Osama style - Root with no bush.
wanna root [1 Dec 2003]
- 99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind.
Donk Ing [8 Dec 2003]
- Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa
manky [18 Dec 2003]
- Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of "Cheesy-puffs".
scott quick [19 Dec 2003]
- Super Couple - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female's targeting system!!!
Super Girl [30 Dec 2003]
- Don't wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who's boozed out on the couch beside you.
Some Bozo [5 Jan 2004]
- Titanic Style - Sink in to your boyfriend's crotch
Mi Se Chang [12 Jan 2004]
- Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting!
Creative Mind [15 Jan 2004]
- Something Seedy - Do what the greenies have always dreamed of.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [17 Jan 2004]
- 75.9 - 69 + 10% GST.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [20 Jan 2004]
- Iowa Style-In the cornfields
Wanna Screw me? [31 Jan 2004]
- everybodys hugging!
latoya smith [3 Feb 2004]
- Gorskys Style. Neither couple can stop laughing throughout the proceedings although no one is really sure why.
Andre K [10 Feb 2004]
- Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest.
ian mac [25 Feb 2004]
- Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It's just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub.
dirty sanchez [14 Mar 2004]
- Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him.
Max Politovskii [15 Mar 2004]
- Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat.
Max Politovskii [15 Mar 2004]
- Butterface Style - You've just been to the pub, you picked up a girl, you start banging her, then you start to sober-up and you think shes allright, but her face... (Usually involves the search for a paper bag.)
Mayhem [11 Apr 2004]
- Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them.
jeremy tritt [12 Apr 2004]
- Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your 'To Hit Armour Class 0'. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex.
A Backroom Geek [3 May 2004]
- Chemical Engineer style - Do it in packed beds
Matt B [8 May 2004]
- Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
Shaun D [10 May 2004]
- Spaghetti style
- Have your partner eat your meatballs
je double F jo [24 May 2004]
- Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin' her until both of ya'll fall (requires strong legs).
Chill chill will [25 May 2004]
- S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing
Rick Anderson [26 May 2004]
- The Tea-cup
- Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner's forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot!
Ryan Riley [22 Jun 2004]
- Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say "F@%ck you."
Jaime [23 Jun 2004]
- Hacker style - Use the back door
The Mad Monkey [15 Jul 2004]
- Elvis style - Don't drip on my blue suede shoes
elvis fan [15 Jul 2004]
- Bad Golfer style - Give your balls a good whack, spend 5 minutes rummaging in the bush, and then make three unsuccessful attempts at the hole.
paul harris [18 Jul 2004]
- Stop and Go style - This is where you stop by your man's house and you just go at it on your way to work.
RADONNA [30 Aug 2004]
- Iraqi Prisoners - Especially for the bondage enthusiast. Don't think I need to explain it really.
George Bush [2 Sep 2004]
- English breakfast style - Get her to eat your sausage then enter her cottage and play some cricket.
rik nic [24 Sep 2004]
- Blind Man Style - Use your cane and eventually you'll get in.
Eduardo Mr. [29 Sep 2004]
- John Kerry style - Do it in flip-flops
dave hernandez [1 Oct 2004]
- Pinocchio style - Get a female to sit on a man's face while he tells lies
lyndsey mcgeown [16 Oct 2004]
- Broken Guitar style - Remove g-string.
al mitch [19 Oct 2004]
- Religious - Put your face in the place and say grace.
James pb7neon [19 Oct 2004]
- 77 style - Same as 69 only you get (8) ate more.
craig g [31 Oct 2004]
- Flag Style - For those chicks that have a nasty face and hot body, you just need a Canadian flag thrown over her face, and then you screw her for the country.
Mel Carey [4 Nov 2004]
- 88 stlye - Two fat people doing it - just.
emma humphrey [5 Nov 2004]
- rodeo style,man mounts woman then whispers in her ear that it was better with her sister. man tries to stay on for 8 secs
dick [8 Nov 2004]
- SWAT Style - 30 seconds from bang to bullets.
matty dub [8 Nov 2004]
- $100 style - See how fast your lover blows this.
sharie sexy69 [21 Nov 2004]
- Fort Knox style - He tells her her dress makes her look fat and then tries to get laid.
Brendan Scott [23 Nov 2004]
- Rodeo Sex - Grab your wife's nipples from behind and tell her "This is how me and my girlfriend did it last night." Try to hold on for 8 seconds
Billy Billy Bob [8 Dec 2004]
- Rubber necker style - You simply stare your partner, and she/he stares at you as you walk by slowly and speed up after you looked
nukka nigga [11 Dec 2004]
- Karate Kid style - Whack on, whack off
mike daddy B [21 Dec 2004]
- TERMINATOR STYLE-youve been sent back from the future to empregnate a female species.the partner then crawls under the bed with you following, when you partner gets out the other side she then kicks the bed legs until the bed falls on your head
ben dover [7 Jan 2005]
- Philadelphia Sports Teams Style - Just like you always do, you blow it when you're close to scoring, and let me down in the end!
Lisa [12 Jan 2005]
- New-typer style - Search and peck
Bogie Love [15 Jan 2005]
- 6 to the 9th power - Only for the selfish.
mandy [28 Jan 2005]
- Army Men Style - He throws his hands in the air to surrender, while she blows him away.
Brian 69Paintball [29 Jan 2005]
- Electrician style - Lie about the size of the job.
greggy taylor [6 Feb 2005]
- Standing there - The two of you just stand there. Anywhere. Nothing else to it.
Silent Dan [14 Feb 2005]
- International style - With Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Some Bozo [15 Feb 2005]
- Michael Jackson style - Just lay there and let the kids play
kierstyn and mary [22 Feb 2005]
- Maths class style - He opens up the brackets then uses his ruler
any guy [10 Mar 2005]
- Saddam Hussein style - He's got a weapon of mass destruction, but she can't find it.
any guy [10 Mar 2005]
- Star Wars - The Empire Strikes From The Back
Raaaaach [19 Mar 2005]
- Pope style - Pretend your from Poland and that you have a lot of sausage.
poop [10 Apr 2005]
- Dodgeball style - Throw the balls till you get a hit
nunya [14 Apr 2005]
- The Tool Box - Convince her to rummage around until she finds a measurable tool of immeasurable pleasure. (Everyone loves a good riddle, after all.)
Misha Rowkins [1 May 2005]
- John Howard style - No matter how bad it was for them, DON'T SAY SORRY!
Garry [3 May 2005]
- Kit kat style - Give someone the finger!
Garry [3 May 2005]
- Bagpiper style - Do it with Amazing Grace
Lily Paddies [6 May 2005]
- Unbelievable style - Just close your eyes a dream about it.
See Sinner [31 May 2005]
- Air Force style - Man lies on his back outdoors, clearly marked, woman then skydives onto him. Requires good aim.
Some Bozo [31 May 2005]
- Social Gamer style - You make sure everyone gets the joystick
harry ballsonya [31 May 2005]
- State trooper style - Faster than a speeding ticket
marilea [7 Jun 2005]
- Wizarding Style - Stick the "wand" into the "cauldron," and "stir it all around."
Lily Evans [7 Jun 2005]
- The Angry Pirate. - A girl gives a guy head, and he ejacultates in her eye. Kick her in the shins and she jumps up and down on one leg and says "Arrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Kyle Krause [9 Jun 2005]
- Superman position - Get your partner to dress up as Superman, then later make a crack about him being faster then a speeding bullet.
skills4 aka josh [11 Jun 2005]
- The Big Brother Position - You do it in a crappy old shed that's been covered with red curtains and fluffy lace pillows on a matress with no covers or quilt and about 20 cameras filming you.
david arnold [13 Jun 2005]
- Kangaroo style - Hop around in her pouch until she comes down under
tiffany toodles [16 Jun 2005]
- Impossible Style - On a motorbike, up a tree, in a boat.
Bob Greggson [18 Jun 2005]
- Boot Camp Style - Make em do fifty while cleaning your weapon
Liz corky and the juicepigs [20 Jun 2005]
- Snow sex - You dont know how many inches you're gonna get, or how long it will last!
Jenny Ryan [6 Jul 2005]
- Pregnant Wife Style - Have sex in any position you want and let her complain about everything you do.
Brandi RatherNotSay [9 Jul 2005]
- UT2004-CTF Style - Just before climax pull out and shout "DENIED!!!!" at your partner.
Adam [10 Jul 2005]
- Gamer Style - The man tries to play his game while the woman plays with his joystick
mashlagoo [12 Jul 2005]
- The Mike Komes - You don't know who he is or why you woke up next to him.
Dr. Bellcookie [14 Jul 2005]
- The Ring style- watch a movie with wife, while doing her, and tell her it'll last seven days (the sex of course)
Christian Rivera Vampire Chris [27 Jul 2005]
- Loner Style - Generally the partner is inflatable, or automated.
Isabelle Fox [31 Jul 2005]
- Clown Style
coz some guys are just laughable.
jess l [1 Aug 2005]
- George W Bush style: Invade your partner after accusing them of having weapons of mass destruction.
Palouse [4 Aug 2005]
- Best of Luck...waiting for feedback
Niraj Thacker [5 Aug 2005]
- Cheese it Style- (using) cheese it condoms. Get your own box!!!
Panda Monium [10 Aug 2005]
- Stranger Style - Sit on your hand until it's numb and have fun.
Jordan [10 Aug 2005]
- catholic style-behind closed doors, behind the alter boy.
bullfrogger [13 Aug 2005]
- Stalin Style
- Become so paranoid that you think everyone you have ever been with is talking about you and plotting against you... then you kill them
bullfrogger [17 Aug 2005]
- Really Advanced Missionairy Position: Go to a pagan country and demonstrate to a live audience.
Hellphyre [30 Aug 2005]
- Stripper Style - You be the dancer, I'll be the pole
Dutchmasta Dutch [13 Sep 2005]
- Pinata style - Hanging someone off a tree while poking them with a stick
Truanna klosora [27 Sep 2005]
- Bartender style: You pull all night and remember to give good head.
James Eagle [28 Sep 2005]
- Opposite Ends of the House style - For wankers only
Some Bozo [29 Sep 2005]
- Mortal Combat Style: You must use your "Weapon" in the right way to "win".
grim reaper [30 Sep 2005]
- IRS position-Dont worry no matter who are! ..You'll get F**ked
ilya m [2 Oct 2005]
- Cockroach style - Once the lights go on you scram.
bob pimp_got_caut [5 Oct 2005]
- Eternal Virginity - Refuse to do it with anything but a smart blonde.
Cadbury Choclates [8 Dec 2005]
- i want with picture, then i feel better
rohit sharma [29 Sep 2007]
- Australian style - do it yourself--no waiting no afterwards and back down the pub for some more beer.
john fuller [9 Oct 2007]
- blubber hunt(for americans))-- lift up the fat and just keep looking
gigi baughman [7 Jan 2008]
- XBOX 360 STYLE - f**k her in the arse as fast as you can until it glows red.
chris topley [8 Mar 2008]
- Donkey Kong Style - You're doing a girl from behind when you take out a barrel and smash it over her head (followed by an optional chest pounding).
David Redin [21 Aug 2008]
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